14 July

MON 14 JUL

0530 Wake up

0600 Yell at sister to get ready

0615 Breakfast

0630 Yell at sister

0700 Depart for airport

0725 Arrive airport, drop off sister, look for gas station

0730 Wrong exit, lost

0745 Find gas station, fill up

0800 Stuck on 495

0900 Still stuck on 495

0915 Call title company, going to be late

0930 Arrive at bank to get certified check

0931 Call from loan office, need me to fax something

0932 Drive to Fedex/Kinko's, NO PARKING

0934 Drive back to bank parking lot; run to Fedex/kinko's

0940 Arrive Fedex/Kinko's, receive fax, sign, transmit fax, Run back to bank parking lot

0950 Arrive parking lot; receive call from loan office; send more docs I have at home

0956 Call title company, going to be late again; Get certified check; Drive home

1015 Arrive home; scan and email required docs

1030 Call title company, reschedule appointment for afternoon; call office to say don't know when going to work

1035 Waiting for loan office to call

1135 Still waiting; fall alseep

1235 Wake up; still no call

1245 Walk to Starbucks; drink iced coffee

1300 Call loan office; "everything's taken care of"

1305 Call title company; "everything's still jacked up"

1315 Call back loan office; "will call back in hour"

1415 Still waiting

1420 Call loan office; "one more hour"

1445 Eat hotdog

1520 Call loan office, "everything's good to go!"

1525 Call title company, "what are you talking about?'

1530 Call loan office, 'will call you right back"

1545 Call loan office, "everything's good to go. will set up appointment with title company; can you make it today?"

1550 Call title company. No answer; walk to Metro

1600 Get on train to DC

1635 Arrive. Call loan office, "forgot this one thing, and you owe more money, but all docs will be sent to title company. they will call you when they got final figures"

1636 Call title company; gone for the day; Get cup of coffee; call office to say not going in tomorrow

1640 Get on train to go home

1715 Arrive

1730 Call loan office; papers ready; title company appointment tomorrow

TUE 15 JUL
REPEAT

Next time, use an agent...