I Need Another Backup Plan

A. Fall down stairs
B. Start talking in Korean only
C. ---- No!
D. Develop some illness
E. Have someone sue me for something
...
what else, what else...
Need more contingency plans.

But on the bright side, if the economy gets worse, I can just stay in the Army. They'll feed me at least...

Extra Body Comes in Handy

Sleep paralysis again.

This time, I dreamed that I had a duplicate body.
So, when I was paralyzed and thought I was going to die, I thought to myself, 'it's OK. I got an extra body. I'll just enter that one'.

And there was someone who looked like Jeff Bridges (or Robin Williams? the homeless guy) in 'The Fisher King' trying to wake me up. He was either playing a guitar or holding a rifle. I can't remember.

Disgusting

Huge insects flying into window flapping around.
Crawling up and down.

Big windows = more bugs

Disgusting.
Can't study.

How Accidents Happen

Driving home from work on 95S.
Felt like a strand of hair or something got in my shirt so with one hand on steering wheel, felt inside my shirt with other hand and pulled something oval shaped out of my shirt. Fucking thing flew out of my hand!
Started swerving all over highway because the thing was buzzing around inside the car.
It was the same bug that flew into my face in the parking lot.
The thing was huge! Opened the windows but don't know if it flew out or if it's still in there.

Bug stuck on your boobie is dangerous. It can kill you.

What Sucks the Most?

A. Data sufficiency questions

B. Army Human Resources Command

C. Diet Coke

D. Taxes

Answer: