MON 14 JUL0530 Wake up
0600 Yell at sister to get ready
0615 Breakfast
0630 Yell at sister
0700 Depart for airport
0725 Arrive airport, drop off sister, look for gas station
0730 Wrong exit, lost
0745 Find gas station, fill up
0800 Stuck on 495
0900 Still stuck on 495
0915 Call title company, going to be late
0930 Arrive at bank to get certified check
0931 Call from loan office, need me to fax something
0932 Drive to Fedex/Kinko's, NO PARKING
0934 Drive back to bank parking lot; run to Fedex/kinko's
0940 Arrive Fedex/Kinko's, receive fax, sign, transmit fax, Run back to bank parking lot
0950 Arrive parking lot; receive call from loan office; send more docs I have at home
0956 Call title company, going to be late again; Get certified check; Drive home
1015 Arrive home; scan and email required docs
1030 Call title company, reschedule appointment for afternoon; call office to say don't know when going to work
1035 Waiting for loan office to call
1135 Still waiting; fall alseep
1235 Wake up; still no call
1245 Walk to Starbucks; drink iced coffee
1300 Call loan office; "everything's taken care of"
1305 Call title company; "everything's still jacked up"
1315 Call back loan office; "will call back in hour"
1415 Still waiting
1420 Call loan office; "one more hour"
1445 Eat hotdog
1520 Call loan office, "everything's good to go!"
1525 Call title company, "what are you talking about?'
1530 Call loan office, 'will call you right back"
1545 Call loan office, "everything's good to go. will set up appointment with title company; can you make it today?"
1550 Call title company. No answer; walk to Metro
1600 Get on train to DC
1635 Arrive. Call loan office, "forgot this one thing, and you owe more money, but all docs will be sent to title company. they will call you when they got final figures"
1636 Call title company; gone for the day; Get cup of coffee; call office to say not going in tomorrow
1640 Get on train to go home
1715 Arrive
1730 Call loan office; papers ready; title company appointment tomorrow
TUE 15 JUL
REPEAT
Next time, use an agent...