Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Maybe I'll Read More


Downgraded cable TV. Basic cable + no DVR.
Didn't watch much TV anyway. Should have canceled internet, too.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Historic Day






What a historic day.
Too bad he's a Democrat, though...

Monday, November 3, 2008

People Don't Change


Or maybe it's 'won't change'.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Thursday, October 23, 2008

I think I deserve a day off

10+ months of hell...
Why couldn't they tell me this the first time I asked? Back in January!

Monday, September 29, 2008

I Need Another Backup Plan


A. Fall down stairs
B. Start talking in Korean only
C. ---- No!
D. Develop some illness
E. Have someone sue me for something
...
what else, what else...
Need more contingency plans.

But on the bright side, if the economy gets worse, I can just stay in the Army. They'll feed me at least...

Extra Body Comes in Handy

Sleep paralysis again.

This time, I dreamed that I had a duplicate body.
So, when I was paralyzed and thought I was going to die, I thought to myself, 'it's OK. I got an extra body. I'll just enter that one'.

And there was someone who looked like Jeff Bridges (or Robin Williams? the homeless guy) in 'The Fisher King' trying to wake me up. He was either playing a guitar or holding a rifle. I can't remember.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Disgusting


Huge insects flying into window flapping around.
Crawling up and down.

Big windows = more bugs

Disgusting.
Can't study.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

How Accidents Happen

Driving home from work on 95S.
Felt like a strand of hair or something got in my shirt so with one hand on steering wheel, felt inside my shirt with other hand and pulled something oval shaped out of my shirt. Fucking thing flew out of my hand!
Started swerving all over highway because the thing was buzzing around inside the car.
It was the same bug that flew into my face in the parking lot.
The thing was huge! Opened the windows but don't know if it flew out or if it's still in there.

Bug stuck on your boobie is dangerous. It can kill you.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

What Sucks the Most?


A. Data sufficiency questions

B. Army Human Resources Command

C. Diet Coke

D. Taxes

Answer:

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Neighbors!


I have to share the building now.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

It Will Make You Stronger?




Prepping for the desert.
Tried to get through day with no AC.
I can't do it. Desert is going to suck.

http://weather.msn.com/local.aspx?wealocations=wc:IZXX0008&q=Baghd%c4%81d%2c+IRQ
Hi 112°
Lo 93°
Nice.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Back to Normal


Stinky found a place to puke.
A carpeted area, of course.

Don't think USPS mail forwarding is working.
Don't really care.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Recovery


Move complete.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

D-1


D-Day minus 1.
sucked just as much as D-2.

Monday, July 14, 2008

14 July


MON 14 JUL

0530 Wake up

0600 Yell at sister to get ready

0615 Breakfast

0630 Yell at sister

0700 Depart for airport

0725 Arrive airport, drop off sister, look for gas station

0730 Wrong exit, lost

0745 Find gas station, fill up

0800 Stuck on 495

0900 Still stuck on 495

0915 Call title company, going to be late

0930 Arrive at bank to get certified check

0931 Call from loan office, need me to fax something

0932 Drive to Fedex/Kinko's, NO PARKING

0934 Drive back to bank parking lot; run to Fedex/kinko's

0940 Arrive Fedex/Kinko's, receive fax, sign, transmit fax, Run back to bank parking lot

0950 Arrive parking lot; receive call from loan office; send more docs I have at home

0956 Call title company, going to be late again; Get certified check; Drive home

1015 Arrive home; scan and email required docs

1030 Call title company, reschedule appointment for afternoon; call office to say don't know when going to work

1035 Waiting for loan office to call

1135 Still waiting; fall alseep

1235 Wake up; still no call

1245 Walk to Starbucks; drink iced coffee

1300 Call loan office; "everything's taken care of"

1305 Call title company; "everything's still jacked up"

1315 Call back loan office; "will call back in hour"

1415 Still waiting

1420 Call loan office; "one more hour"

1445 Eat hotdog

1520 Call loan office, "everything's good to go!"

1525 Call title company, "what are you talking about?'

1530 Call loan office, 'will call you right back"

1545 Call loan office, "everything's good to go. will set up appointment with title company; can you make it today?"

1550 Call title company. No answer; walk to Metro

1600 Get on train to DC

1635 Arrive. Call loan office, "forgot this one thing, and you owe more money, but all docs will be sent to title company. they will call you when they got final figures"

1636 Call title company; gone for the day; Get cup of coffee; call office to say not going in tomorrow

1640 Get on train to go home

1715 Arrive

1730 Call loan office; papers ready; title company appointment tomorrow

TUE 15 JUL
REPEAT

Next time, use an agent...

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Need Sleep


Where is Stinky's tooth?
Looked everywhere. Probably swallowed it.

Need sleep. One more week of this crap and I can rest.



(pic: vicenza)

Thursday, July 3, 2008

A Vital Function of Democracy


I thought fighting the Global War on Terror was the highest duty of citizenship.

State of Maryland says Jury Duty is also.

I shouldn't have to pay taxes after performing all these highest duties of citizenship.

(Silver Spring, MD)

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Woo Lae Ok


Woo Lae Ok Tyson's Corner.
Don't go there. Expensive, terrible service and crappy location.







(vicenza)

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Taxes








(pic: Seoul, Korea)

http://money.cnn.com/2008/06/11/news/economy/candidates_taxproposals_tpc/?postversion=2008061111
Maybe I'll just work less next year. might get a better tax deal.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Amazing Wanda


Round 3?
Submitting appeal. Can take up to 5-6 months.
I'm calling my Congressman.








(pic: Vicenza, Italy)

Thursday, June 5, 2008

#2



Lady who judges me did not judge me today.
Something's not right.


(facebook graffiti http://apps.facebook.com/graffitiwall/by.php?from_id=655324975)

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Test


First post










(pic: Hotel Maisieres, Mons, Belgium)